Amber Austen

Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 5:47AM

Our 12 Steps to Recovery,...

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our tweeting addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable

Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than tweets could restore us to sanity

Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our tweets and our lives over to the care of twitter as we understood twitter, the creator of tweeting

Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our tweets, and ourselves

Step 5 - Admitted to Twitter, to ourselves, our followers and to another human beings the exact nature of our wrongs

Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have Twitter remove all these defects of character, and give us rate limits

Step 7 - Humbly asked our followers, and Twitter to remove our shortcomings, and excessive tweets

Step 8 - Made a list of all followers we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all

Step 9 - Made direct amends to such followers wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others

Step 10 - Continued to take personal twitter inventory and when we fail whaled, promptly admitted it

Step 11 - Sought through tweets and meditation to improve our conscious contact with twitter as we understood twitter,.....tweeting only for knowledge of twitter's will for us and the power to carry that out

Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other twitter addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs and future tweets

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